Gods Child

Verse of the Day

Psalm 30:11 (CEV)
You have turned my sorrow into joyful dancing. No longer am I sad and wearing sackcloth.

Funny Yet True

Christian Glitter

Soooo Funny

ONE JOKE

OK OK One joke that I truly like, but only one because there just are not too many that will not offend anyone and are still funny.

Here goes and bare with me cause I ain’t told a joke in long time.

There was a new pastor at the church.  He thought it was a good idea for him to go visit everyone on the church list and introduce himself.  Everything was going great and all the people seemed to like him so far.

The last house he went to he knocked on the door.  He could hear someone inside but no one would answer the door.  He knocked a couple more times and still no answer.

He took out his business card and flipped it over.  On the back he wrote: “Rev. 3:20″ which says

“Behold, I stand at the
door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will
come in to him and dine with him, and he with Me.”

On Sunday he preached and then took up the offering.  In the offering plate he noticed his business card.  Undeneath Rev. 3:20 they had written Genesis 3:10

The pastor quickly got his Bible and looked up the passage and could not stop laughing.  It read:

…“I heard Your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself.”

MEMORY VERSE 12/14 - 12/20

Matthew 7:21 (NKJV)

I Never Knew You 
21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven.

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